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TOP FIVE eCards You’ll Never See on LilyDidIt
by Dana Wilson, someone you wish you knew in real life. 1. Congrats and Goodbye. I'm so sorry about the STD you’ve acquired, but the hooking up just can’t happen anymore. Go talk to LiLo, I hear she’s game for anything. 2. Sorry I'm Not a Cat Person. But seriously, if your cat could have barked I wouldn’t have run over Princess Puddles. Who knew a cast the size of my pinky could cost $700? 3. Bet You Wish This Was a Halmark Card. Because nothing says Happy Secretary’s Day like a 3 dollar card from Target. 4. Congrats on Your Big Day. Hope your wedding lasts as long as Britney and Kevin’s. I have the feeling both of you have lousy rap albums in you. 5. Get Well Soon. Heard you’re in rehab. When you get out give me a call, we’ll grab a drink.
The end is near. Dana delivers her final list next Monday. Farewell kisses and hankies required.
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