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TOP FIVE Reasons to dig "back to school"
By Laurel Felt
Rodney Dangerfield did it; so did Billy Madison. here's why going back to school is the BEST thing that could've happened to your august! 1. Fashion there it is. even if you're not a clotheshorse, you know you getta get some sweet new threads for school. and that's hot. 2. Pheromones can you smell it, mixed in with the old books, highlighters, and cafeteria transfats? it's sex, my friends. and everybody wants some. 3. Fresh Beginnings when so much of life is same old-same old, here's a golden opportunity to turn over a new leaf/start off with a clean slate/insert favorite cliche here.
4. Adventure who knows what exciting things may be lurking around the corner? deadly pythons! undead mummies! bigass term papers! huzzah! 5. Progress only 120 days until christmas.
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