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TOP FIVE Real Reasons Why Miss CA was Canned
1. How do you spell enterpreneurs? Even though Miss California was told to avoid Miss South Carolina and the bad press that follows her, the two quickly formed a BFF-ship and prematurely decided to launch their own clothing line: Bigots 'n Idiots swimwear. 2. TV Misguided Not realizing her Facebook page was public, Miss CA outraged Trump investigators when they discovered that she listed Cold Case as her favorite TV Show. CC airs opposite The Apprentice. 3. Brains and Buttermilk Miss California was spotted at The Griddle Café in Hollywood last week polishing off two orders of “Mounds of Pleasure” and “Hunger Pangs” while reading The Economist. Completely unacceptable by Trump's standards. 4. Like Shania Twain Turns out she's Canadian. The Miss USA people prefer their queens to be Americans. Opposite citizenship is such a bitch. 5. Snuggy Picture Another unsavory photo has reared its lewd-head. This time it's Miss CA in a Slanket.
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