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TOP FIVE Reason I (Ned Ryerson) Took on Writing the Top Five
1. For the Money I was promised a year's worth of postage and considering the rapid increase in the price of a stamp, I think you'll agree that I made a pretty good deal.
2. For My Memoirs Look for this chapter between "I Ate Oatmeal for Breakfast" and "Oops, I'm On The Toilet and There's No Toilet Paper."
3. For Street Cred This morning a man yelled "you be bangin'" at me. Of course he had a pet chicken wearing booties, but I don't think that negates his adulation.
4. For Experimental Purposes I wanted to prove that if a guy named Ned wrote a humorous column complete with left-leaning liberal undertones meant to incite the public to riot and revolutionize the country, the editor's only comment would be "Ned's a funny name."
5. For a Challenge If the challenge was remembering at 8:52 on a Monday night that I had a deadline, then I successfully passed for five weeks. Thank God for the postage!
By Ned Ryerson, an all-around nice guy and go-getter, residing in an undisclosed location for security purposes.
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