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TOP FIVE Signs 2010 is Going to be a Good Year
by Leigh Anne Bowles 1. Because Jude Law and Sienna Miller are BACK ON! The couple’s rapturous reconciliation was engineered by mutual pal Jonny Lee Miller, no doubt living vicariously through Jude as his own attempts to reconnect with Angelina Jolie have been routinely cockblocked by Brad Pitt’s force field. 2. Because Sarah Palin is joining Rupert Murdoch's bevy of Fox News commentators as the network’s 2010 ringer. Despite the inevitable “No Rogue” clause inserted into Palin’s contract, we all know b*tches never learn. Brace yourself for some maverick-style journalism.
3. Because Rihanna has stopped wearing pants. 4. Because 2010 is the year of the Metal Tiger. Which is to say that it’s basically the year of the scrappy underdog. On behalf of all the scrappers, welcome Tiger!
5. Speaking of underdogs, last but not least, because New Jersey is FINALLY having its day. Exhibit A. Exhibit B.
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