| summary: Lily goes barking mad. tagline: so maybe • I do • have "issues" |
| summary: Lily and Sierra strike up conversation with a dog on the sidewalk. tagline: embrace the weird |
| summary: Gross guy John treats Lily to a little too much information – and way too much retainer.
tagline: sad thing • last year • I would've hit that |
| summary: Lily’s caught in a superweird – but strangely supportive – situation. tagline: you had to be there |
| summary: Lily is cornered by the most boring girl at the party.
tagline: being nice just encourages them |
| summary: A make-out session cools off when Charlie uncoils one of Lily’s head hairs from around his tongue.
tagline: this is weird • but what happened to me • was ten times weirder • call me |
| summary: Lily’s make out session goes awry when her hair gets in on the action. tagline: i expect the unexpected • just not in my mouth • call me |
| summary: Lily says, "Your cousin Gloria-- 40 years old and rockin the side ponytail? Come on." tagline: better f'ed up than lame |
| summary: Lily says, "So the thing about that is, um... Hold on one second, there's a spider I've got to kill..." tagline: just call me |
| summary: Lily says, "I don't know, are you maybe getting your period soon?" tagline: that would explain a lot |
| summary: Lily says, "This weekend was weird. You should call me." tagline: such a good story |
| summary: Lily says, "Are you getting your period soon?" tagline: you're not crazy • you're just fertile |
