| summary: Lily says, "You are not passive-aggressive..." tagline: you are awesome • and he SUCKS |
| summary: Lily says, "You are just this amazing, wonderful, beautiful, fantastic woman... I could just kick his ass." tagline: I can do it • I'm scrappy |
| summary: Lily's disgusted by a PDA-happy couple. tagline: you're in love • that's great • just, when you're in lust • go home |
| summary: Lily’s date is the spawn of saliva-ville. tagline: you think they're cute • then they do something icky |
| summary: Lily’s denied more kisses because of a little-- fine, superlong—- hair.
tagline: can't live with them • can't make out with yourself |
| summary: When Lily's cereal forms a heart, Lily shows she's down with love.
tagline: love • sometimes it's delicious • sometimes it's not |
| summary: Lily says, "I don't know what to tell you... there are just some really weird dudes out there..." tagline: like, craaaaazy weird • it's not you • it's them |
| summary: Lily says, "Holy shit. Well, the coast is clear, the womb is empty. Cheers."
tagline: here's you • there went the bullet |
